2017 Movies – Ranked

This site will focus on ranking the movies I see each year and grouping them from banger to unwatchable.  This endeavor is primarily for my own amusement, but if it helps reduce the amount of time you spend paralyzed trying to pick a movie to watch, I’m your huckleberry.

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  1. Get Out (A+)
  2. Atomic Blonde (A+)
  3. Wind River (A+)
  4. I, Tonya (A+)
  5. The Killing of a Sacred Deer (A+)
  6. American Made (A+)
  7. Tour de Pharmacy (A+)
  8. Dunkirk (A-)
  9. Logan  (A-)
  10. The Florida Project (A-)
  11. Molly’s Game
  12. War for the Planet of the Apes (A-)
  13. Baby Driver
  14. Okja
  15. Raw (A-)
  16. Better Watch Out
  17. It
  18. The LEGO Batman Movie
  19. Win It All
  20. Call Me By Your Name 
  21. Life
  22. Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2
  23. Lady Bird
  24. Ingrid Goes West (A-)
  25. Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond (B+)
  26. Blade Runner 2049
  27. Thor: Ragnarok
  28. Spiderman: Homecoming
  29. The Foreigner (B+)
  30. The Disaster Artist
  31. John Wick: Chapter 2
  32. Phantom Thread
  33. Split (B-)
  34. Battle of the Sexes (B-)
  35. Free Fire (B-)
  36. Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (B-)
  37. The Big Sick
  38. Good Time
  39. Shot Caller
  40. Mudbound
  41. Alien: Covenant
  42. The Greatest Showman
  43. Beach Rats
  44. It Comes At Night (B-)
  45. Logan Lucky
  46. Mommy Dead and Dearest
  47. The Fate of the Furious
  48. Happy Death Day (B-)
  49. Only The Brave (C)
  50. Baltimore Rising
  51. Detroit 
  52. Wonder Woman (C+)
  53. Creep 2
  54. The Square
  55. Brad’s Status
  56. Spielberg
  57. Star Wars: The Last Jedi
  58. Bright Lights
  59. Kong: Skull Island
  60. Gaga: Five Foot Two
  61. Kingsman: The Golden Circle
  62. mother!
  63. The Lost City of Z
  64. Brawl in Cell Block 99
  65. Stronger
  66. Super Dark Times
  67. Kedi
  68. The Meyerowitz Stories
  69. I Don’t Feel at Home in This World Anymore
  70. The Beguiled (C-)
  71. Baywatch (D+)
  72. Icarus
  73. First They Killed My Father
  74. Annabelle: Creation
  75. Sleight
  76. Song to Song
  77. A Ghost Story
  78. War Machine
  79. The Hitman’s Bodyguard
  80. Hostiles (D+)
  81. All the Money in the World (D+)
  82. The Wizard of Lies (D-)
  83. Darkest Hour
  84. The Post (D-)
  85. Bright
  86. Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
  87. Last Flag Flying
  88. Roman J. Israel, Esq.
  89. Gerald’s Game
  90. Transformers: The Last Knight
  91. Despicable Me 3
  92. The Discovery
  93. Risk
  94. The House
  95. Obit.
  96. Norman
  97. Beware the Slenderman
  98. Beatriz at Dinner
  99. Folk Hero & Funny Guy
  100. The LEGO Ninjago Movie
  101. Columbus (D-)
  102. Nocturama (D-)
  103. Colossal (D-)
  104. Thank You For Your Service (D-)
  105. Murder on the Orient Express (F+)
  106. The Babysitter (F+)
  107. Death Note (F+)
  108. CHiP’s
  109. Wonderstruck
  110. Power Rangers
  111. Sleepless
  112. Girls Trip
  113. Get Me Roger Stone
  114. 47 Meters Down
  115. Justice League
  116. Goon: Last of the Enforcers
  117. The Little Hours
  118. Band Aid
  119. Goon: Last of the Enforcers (F-)
  120. Crown Heights
  121. Landline
  122. The Mummy
  123. The Wall
  124. Beauty and the Beast
  125. Before I Fall
  126. The Transfiguration
  127. Coco
  128. Suburbicon
  129. Casting JonBenet
  130. Brigsby Bear
  131. The Void
  132. The Incredible Jessica James
  133. Personal Shopper
  134. Mom and Dad (F-)
  135. The Shape of Water

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