2017 Movies – Ranked

This site will focus on ranking the movies I see each year and grouping them from banger to unwatchable.  This endeavor is primarily for my own amusement, but if it helps reduce the amount of time you spend paralyzed trying to pick a movie to watch, I’m your huckleberry.

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  1. Get Out (A+)
  2. Atomic Blonde (A+)
  3. Wind River (A+)
  4. I, Tonya (A+)
  5. American Made (A+)
  6. Tour de Pharmacy (A+)
  7. Dunkirk
  8. Logan 
  9. The Florida Project (A+)
  10. Molly’s Game
  11. War for the Planet of the Apes (A-)
  12. Baby Driver
  13. Okja
  14. Better Watch Out
  15. It
  16. The LEGO Batman Movie
  17. Win It All
  18. Call Me By Your Name 
  19. The Killing of a Sacred Deer
  20. Life
  21. Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2
  22. Lady Bird
  23. Ingrid Goes West
  24. Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond
  25. Blade Runner 2049
  26. Thor: Ragnarok
  27. Spiderman: Homecoming
  28. The Disaster Artist
  29. Raw
  30. John Wick: Chapter 2
  31. Phantom Thread
  32. Split (B-)
  33. Battle of the Sexes (B-)
  34. Free Fire (B-)
  35. Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (B-)
  36. The Big Sick
  37. Wonder Woman
  38. Good Time
  39. Shot Caller
  40. Mudbound
  41. Alien: Covenant
  42. The Greatest Showman
  43. Beach Rats
  44. It Comes At Night (B-)
  45. Logan Lucky
  46. Mommy Dead and Dearest
  47. The Fate of the Furious
  48. Happy Death Day (B-)
  49. Only The Brave (C)
  50. Baltimore Rising
  51. Detroit 
  52. Creep 2
  53. The Square
  54. Brad’s Status
  55. Spielberg
  56. Star Wars: The Last Jedi
  57. Bright Lights
  58. Kong: Skull Island
  59. Gaga: Five Foot Two
  60. Kingsman: The Golden Circle
  61. mother!
  62. The Lost City of Z
  63. Brawl in Cell Block 99
  64. Stronger
  65. Super Dark Times
  66. Kedi
  67. The Meyerowitz Stories
  68. I Don’t Feel at Home in This World Anymore
  69. Baywatch (D+)
  70. The Beguiled (D+)
  71. Icarus
  72. First They Killed My Father
  73. Annabelle: Creation
  74. Sleight
  75. Song to Song
  76. A Ghost Story
  77. The Post (D+)
  78. War Machine
  79. The Hitman’s Bodyguard
  80. Hostiles (D+)
  81. All the Money in the World (D+)
  82. The Wizard of Lies (D-)
  83. Darkest Hour
  84. Bright
  85. Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
  86. Last Flag Flying
  87. Roman J. Israel, Esq.
  88. Gerald’s Game
  89. Transformers: The Last Knight
  90. Despicable Me 3
  91. The Discovery
  92. Risk
  93. The House
  94. Obit.
  95. Norman
  96. Beware the Slenderman
  97. Beatriz at Dinner
  98. Folk Hero & Funny Guy
  99. The LEGO Ninjago Movie
  100. Columbus (D-)
  101. Thank You For Your Service (D-)
  102. Colossal (D-)
  103. Murder on the Orient Express (F+)
  104. Nocturama (F+)
  105. The Babysitter (F+)
  106. Death Note (F+)
  107. CHiP’s
  108. Wonderstruck
  109. Power Rangers
  110. Sleepless
  111. Girls Trip
  112. Get Me Roger Stone
  113. 47 Meters Down
  114. Justice League
  115. Goon: Last of the Enforcers
  116. The Little Hours
  117. Band Aid
  118. Goon: Last of the Enforcers (F-)
  119. Crown Heights
  120. Landline
  121. The Mummy
  122. The Wall
  123. Beauty and the Beast
  124. Before I Fall
  125. The Transfiguration
  126. Coco
  127. Suburbicon
  128. Casting JonBenet
  129. Brigsby Bear
  130. The Void
  131. The Incredible Jessica James
  132. Personal Shopper
  133. The Shape of Water

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