2018 Movies – Ranked

This site will focus on ranking the movies I see each year and grouping them from banger to unwatchable.  This endeavor is primarily for my own amusement, but if it helps reduce the amount of time you spend paralyzed trying to pick a movie to watch, I’m your huckleberry.

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  1. Widows (A+)
  2. A Star Is Born (A+)
  3. Mission: Impossible – Fallout (A+)
  4. A Quiet Place (A+)
  5. Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse (A+)
  6. First Man (A+)
  7. If Beale Street Could Talk (A+)
  8. Minding The Gap (A-)
  9. Sicario: Day of the Soldado (A-)
  10. The Favourite (A-)
  11. Wildlife (A-)
  12. Free Solo (A-)
  13. Mid90’s (A-)
  14. Eighth Grade (A-)
  15. Hot Summer Nights (A-)
  16. Hereditary (A-)
  17. Beautiful Boy (A-)
  18. Momentum Generation (A-)
  19. Game Night (A-)
  20. Deadpool 2 (A-)
  21. Den Of Thieves (A-)
  22. Won’t You Be My Neighbor (B+)
  23. Black Panther (B+)
  24. Private Life (B+)
  25. BlacKkKlansman (B+)
  26. Solo: A Star Wars Story (B+)
  27. Ralph Breaks The Internet (B+)
  28. Vice (B-)
  29. Thunder Road (B-)
  30. Mary Queen of Scots (B-)
  31. Creed II (B-)
  32. Bohemian Rhapsody (B-)
  33. Set It Up (B-)
  34. Crazy Rich Asians (B-)
  35. Blockers (B-)
  36. Isle of Dogs (B-)
  37. Aquaman (B-)
  38. Green Book (B-)
  39. Ant-Man & The Wasp (B-)
  40. Annihilation (B-)
  41. Thoroughbreds (B-)
  42. Avengers: Infinity War (B-)
  43. Ready Player One (B-)
  44. Andre The Giant (B-)
  45. Destroyer (B-)
  46. Ocean’s 8 (C)
  47. Mile 22 (C)
  48. Halloween (C)
  49. Vox Lux (C)
  50. May It Last: A Portrait of the Avett Brothers (C)
  51. To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before (C)
  52. Boy Erased (C)
  53. A Simple Favor (C)
  54. Assassination Nation (C)
  55. The Meg (C)
  56. Outlaw King (C+)
  57. Unsane (C+)
  58. Incredibles 2 (C+)
  59. Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (C+)
  60. Apostle (C+)
  61. Three Identical Strangers (C+)
  62. Ben Is Back (C+)
  63. The Miseducation of Cameron Post (C)
  64. Paterno (C)
  65. Hold the Dark (C)
  66. Burning (C)
  67. Support the Girls (C)
  68. The Predator (C-)
  69. Fahrenheit 11/9 (C)
  70. Overlord (C)
  71. Sorry to Bother You (C)
  72. Red Sparrow (C)
  73. American Animals (C)
  74. The Night Comes For Us (C)
  75. After Everything (C)
  76. Borg vs McEnroe (C)
  77. Never Goin’ Back (C)
  78. Gemini (C)
  79. Roma (C-)
  80. Bad Times at the El Royale (C-)
  81. The Ballad of Buster Scruggs (C-)
  82. Sweet Virginia (C-)
  83. The Final Year (D+)
  84. The Old Man and the Gun (D)
  85. Outside In (D)
  86. Mute (D)
  87. Searching (D)
  88. Blaze (D)
  89. RBG (D)
  90. Skyscraper (D)
  91. Roma (D)
  92. The Mule (D)
  93. The Front Runner (D)
  94. Venom (D)
  95. Tully (D)
  96. Juliet, Naked (D)
  97. The Front Runner (D)
  98. The Sisters Brothers (D)
  99. Teen Titans GO! To The Movies (D)
  100. Eric Clapton: Life in 12 Bars (D)
  101. Unfriended: Dark Web (D)
  102. Chappaquiddick (D)
  103. White Boy Rick (D)
  104. Beirut (D)
  105. The Tale (D)
  106. Revenge (D)
  107. A Futile and Stupid Gesture (D)
  108. Mowgli: Legend of the Jungle (D)
  109. The Equalizer 2 (F)
  110. Upgrade (F)
  111. The Strangers: Prey at Night (F)
  112. When We First Met (F)
  113. First Reformed (F)
  114. Suspiria (F)
  115. Heart Beats Loud (F+)
  116. Bird Box (F+)
  117. Tomb Raider (F)
  118. Kodachrome (F)
  119. 12 Strong (F)
  120. Game Over, Man! (F)
  121. The Girl In The Spider’s Web (F-)
  122. The Ritual (F)
  123. You Were Never Really Here (F-)
  124. The Nun (F-)
  125. Bumblebee (F)
  126. Bodied (F)
  127. Gringo (F)
  128. The Rider (F)
  129. The Cloverfield Paradox (F-)
  130. The Kindergarten Teacher (F)
  131. Life Itself (F)
  132. Cold War (F)
  133. Don’t Worry, He Won’t Get Far On Foot (F)
  134. 22 July (F)
  135. The Death of Stalin (F)
  136. A Prayer Before Dawn (F)
  137. Ghost Stories (F)
  138. Damsel (F)
  139. Leave No Trace (F)
  140. Shoplifters (F)
  141. Veronica (F)
  142. Fahrenheit 451 (F)
  143. Tag (F)
  144. Mandy (F)