2022 Movies – Ranked

This site will focus on ranking the movies I see each year and grouping them from banger to unwatchable.  This endeavor is primarily for my own amusement, but if it helps reduce the amount of time you spend paralyzed trying to pick a movie to watch, I’m your huckleberry.

  1. Top Gun: Maverick (A+)
  2. Red Rocket (A+)
  3. The Batman (A+)
  4. The Beta Test (A+)
  5. The Worst Person in the World (A+)
  6. Speak No Evil (A+)
  7. The Northman (A+)
  8. The Novice (A-)
  9. The Princess (A-)
  10. Barbarian (A-)
  11. Cha Cha Real Smooth (A-)
  12. Nope (A-)
  13. Bodies Bodies Bodies (A-)
  14. Pleasure (A-)
  15. Ambulance (A-)
  16. The Black Phone (A-)
  17. Vengeance (B+)
  18. Deep Water (B+)
  19. Scream (B+)
  20. The Innocents (B+)
  21. Thirteen Lives (B+)
  22. Emergency (B+)
  23. Look At Me: XXXTantacion (B+)
  24. Jurassic World Dominion (B+)
  25. Chip ‘n Dale: Rescue Rangers (B+)
  26. Sundown (B+)
  27. Titane (B+)
  28. Happening (B+)
  29. The Night House (B+)
  30. Prey (B+)
  31. All My Friends Hate Me (B-)
  32. The Gray Man (B-)
  33. Lamb (B-)
  34. Spiderhead (B-)
  35. Apollo 10 1/2: A Space Age Childhood (B-)
  36. A Hero (B-)
  37. Benedetta (B-)
  38. No Exit (B-)
  39. Navalny (B-)
  40. Small Engine Repair (B-)
  41. The Valet (B-)
  42. Untold: Operation Flagrant Foul (B-)
  43. Spiderhead (B-)
  44. Do Revenge (B-)
  45. The Dry (B-)
  46. Old Henry (B-)
  47. Shania Twain: Not Just A Girl (B-)
  48. Men (B-)
  49. Nitram (B-)
  50. Athena (C+)
  51. The Tinder Swindler (C+)
  52. Untold: The Girlfriend Who Didn’t Exist (C+)
  53. Petite Maman (C+)
  54. Watcher (C+)
  55. Dual (C+)
  56. Not Okay (C+)
  57. Lorelei (C+)
  58. Mass (C+)
  59. KIMI (C+)
  60. Ema (C+)
  61. The Tender Bar (C+)
  62. The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (C+)
  63. Hustle (C+)
  64. The Fallout (C+)
  65. Cop Shop (C-)
  66. Don’t Worry Darling (C-)
  67. Jennifer Lopez: Halftime (C-)
  68. Fresh (C-)
  69. Try Harder! (C-)
  70. Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (C-)
  71. Hatching (C-)
  72. After Yang (C-)
  73. Sheryl (C-)
  74. The Bob’s Burgers Movie (C-)
  75. Turning Red (C-)
  76. Day Shift (C-)
  77. Paris, 13th District (C-)
  78. Phil Tippett: Mad Dreams and Monsters (C-)
  79. Profile (D+)
  80. Werewolves Within (D+)
  81. Everything Everywhere All At Once (D+)
  82. The Adam Project (D+)
  83. Girl in the Picture (D+)
  84. The Lost City (D+)
  85. Bullet Train (D+)
  86. Windfall (D+)
  87. Beavis and Butthead Do the Universe (D+)
  88. Minions: The Rise of Gru (D+)
  89. Thor: Love and Thunder (D+)
  90. The Outfit (D-)
  91. Spin Me Round (D-)
  92. I Want You Back (D-)
  93. Mark, Mary, + Some Other People (D-)
  94. Elvis (D-)
  95. Tony Hawk: Until The Wheels Fall Off (D-)
  96. Parallel Mothers (F+)
  97. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (F+)
  98. The Bad Guys (F+)
  99. Hard Luck Love Song (F+)
  100. Blue Bayou (F+)
  101. The Eyes of Tammy Faye (F+)
  102. Drive My Car (F-)
  103. Holler (F-)
  104. Bergman Island (F-)
  105. We’re All Going to the World’s Fair (F-)