2019 Movies – Ranked

This site will focus on ranking the movies I see each year and grouping them from banger to unwatchable.  This endeavor is primarily for my own amusement, but if it helps reduce the amount of time you spend paralyzed trying to pick a movie to watch, I’m your huckleberry.

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  1. Once Upon A Time In Hollywood (A+)
  2. Waves (A+)
  3. Midsommar (A+)
  4. Knives Out (A+)
  5. Ford vs Ferrari (A+)
  6. The Irishman (A+)
  7. Triple Frontier (A+)
  8. Fyre Fraud (A+)
  9. John Wick: Chapter 3: Parabellum (A+)
  10. Bombshell (A+)
  11. The Biggest Little Farm (A-)
  12. The Beach Bum (A-)
  13. Hustlers (A-)
  14. Parasite (A-)
  15. Uncut Gems (A-)
  16. Us (A-)
  17. Ready or Not (A-)
  18. Good Boys (A-)
  19. 1917 (A-)
  20. Long Shot (A-)
  21. The Inventor: Out For Blood in Silicon Valley (A-)
  22. 6 Underground (A-)
  23. Long Shot (A-)
  24. Under The Silver Lake (A-)
  25. The Report (B+)
  26. Little Women (B+)
  27. The King (B+)
  28. Honey Boy (B+)
  29. Marriage Story (B+)
  30. Spider-Man: Far From Home (B+)
  31. Ad Astra (B+)
  32. Booksmart (B+)
  33. Between Two Ferns: The Movie (B+)
  34. Cold Pursuit (B+)
  35. Joker (B+)
  36. Richard Jewell (B+)
  37. IT: Chapter 2 (B+)
  38. Fyre (B+)
  39. Toy Story 4 (B+)
  40. Aladdin (B+)
  41. The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part (B+)
  42. El Camino: A Breaking Bad Story (B+)
  43. Jawline (B-)
  44. Dragged Across Concrete (B-)
  45. Little Woods (B-)
  46. Diego Maradona (B-)
  47. Avengers: Endgame (B-)
  48. High Flying Bird (B-)
  49. Zombieland: Double Tap (B-)
  50. Annabelle Comes Home (B-)
  51. Gloria Bell (B-)
  52. The Amazing Johnathan Documentary (B-)
  53. Hobbs & Shaw (B-)
  54. Rocketman (B-)
  55. The Death of Dick Long (C+)
  56. Luce (C)
  57. Doctor Sleep (C)
  58. Earthquake Bird (C)
  59. Jojo Rabbit (C)
  60. The Last Black Man in San Francisco (C)
  61. Running with Beto (C)
  62. Knock Down The House (C)
  63. The Farewell (C)
  64. Terminator: Dark Fate (C)
  65. The Lion King (C)
  66. Fighting with my Family (C)
  67. Always Be My Maybe (C)
  68. Brightburn (C+)
  69. Memory: The Origins of Alien (C+)
  70. The Peanut Butter Falcon (C)
  71. Angel Has Fallen (C)
  72. Detective Pikachu (C)
  73. Echo in the Canyon (C)
  74. Sweetheart (C-)
  75. Honeyland (C-)
  76. Her Smell (C-)
  77. O.G. (C-)
  78. Crawl (C-)
  79. American Factory (C-)
  80. Plus One (C-)
  81. Homecoming: A Film By Beyonce (D+)
  82. Guava Island (D+)
  83. Polar (D+)
  84. I Lost My Body (D+)
  85. The Dead Don’t Die (D+)
  86. Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (D+)
  87. Apollo 11 (D+)
  88. The Perfect Date (D+)
  89. Everybody Knows (D)
  90. Happy Death Day 2U (D)
  91. The Art of Self Defense (D+)
  92. Charlie’s Angels (D+)
  93. Child’s Play (D+)
  94. Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile (D+)
  95. Ma (D-)
  96. Captain Marvel (D-)
  97. 21 Bridges (D-)
  98. The Lighthouse (D-)
  99. The Nightingale (D)
  100. American Dreamer (D)
  101. Where’d You Go, Bernadette (D-)
  102. Climax (D)
  103. Native Son (D)
  104. Dolemite Is My Name (D)
  105. Paddleton (D)
  106. Yesterday (D-)
  107. Shazam! (D)
  108. Motherless Brooklyn (D-)
  109. Deadwood: The Movie (D)
  110. Velvet Buzzsaw (D-)
  111. Gemini Man (D-)
  112. Late Night (F+)
  113. Alita: Battle Angel (F)
  114. The Aeronauts (F)
  115. Someone Great (F)
  116. Dark Waters (F)
  117. In The Shadow Of The Moon (F)
  118. The Standoff at Sparrow Creek (F)
  119. Teen Spirit (F)
  120. X-Men: Dark Phoenix (F)
  121. Brittany Runs A Marathon (F)
  122. Triple Threat (F)
  123. The Souvenir (F)
  124. Glass (F)
  125. Abducted in Plain Sight (F)
  126. The Last Summer (F)
  127. Little Monsters (F)
  128. Atlantics (F+)
  129. Lucy in the Sky (F+)
  130. Wild Rose (F+)
  131. The Highwaymen (F-)
  132. Klaus (F-)
  133. Share (F-)
  134. Sword of Trust (F)
  135. Godzilla: King of the Monsters (F)
  136. Long Day’s Journey Into Night (F-)
  137. A Hidden Life (F-)
  138. Queen & Slim (F)
  139. A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood (F)
  140. The Laundromat (F)
  141. High Life (F)
  142. Tresspassers (F)
  143. Blinded By The Light (F)
  144. Girl on the Third Floor (F)
  145. Black Christmas (F-)
  146. Piercing (F-)
  147. Villains (F)
  148. Pain and Glory (F-)
  149. Wrinkles the Clown (F-)
  150. The Day Shall Come (F)
  151. The Two Popes (F)
  152. Wounds (F)
  153. Unicorn Store (F)
  154. Fast Color (F)