Loving

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Loving is based on the true story of Richard and Mildred Loving, an interracial couple who spent almost a decade in courts fighting for their right to marry while risking significant jail sentences. At the time the state of Virginia, where the Lovings resided, deemed all interracial romantic relations illegal (Virginia Is For Lovers my ass). Pros: On top of a moving story and a great performance by Ruth Negga, it’s an informative and educational flick, one that I wouldn’t be surprised teachers wheel in the TV for in the future. Cons: The pacing of Loving is kind of brutal, which kept me from putting it higher. I understand it was never going to be “Loving: Fury Road” but it seemed like Joel Edgerton and his distractingly weird haircut silently stares for 5 seconds before every sentence he speaks. Tier 5

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Arrival

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Rated Greg’s All Time Favorite Alien Invasion Movies – Ranked

  1. Edge of Tomorrow
  2. Signs
  3. Attack the Block
  4. War of the Worlds Arrival
  5. The Faculty  War of the Worlds

 

Alien invasion movies tend to follow a pretty consistent formula.  Within the first ten minutes, aliens and/or UFO’s show up seemingly out of nowhere on a bright and sunny day. For the next fifteen minutes, chaos ensues and people lose their shit, wondering whether they are dealing with a bunch of E.T. sweethearts or, more likely, beings with sinister intentions.  The two parties inevitably throw hands, with the bulk of the film featuring the space invaders going HAM on all earthlings that happen to be slower than Tom Cruise, Hollywood’s all-time rushing leader.  In the last ten minutes, an actor billed lower down on the poster figures out the chink in the enemy armor by sheer luck and the aliens are immediately toast (kinda like the first time you stumbled upon the correct combination to defeat King Hippo in Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out). Roll credits.

So usually my anticipation for yet another alien invasion movie would be limited because of the predictable nature, but I had a strong feeling Arrival would bring something new to the table.  It’s directed by Denis Villeneuve, who’s coming in on a 3-movie hit streak  (Prisoners, Enemy, SICARIO) each of which is exciting, compelling, and just the right amount of weird.  I figured in his hands Villeneuve would put a different spin on the tropes mentioned above, and he certainly delivers. Arrival is about as smart and mature as a sci-fi movie can get, replete with metaphors to the current division of humanity.

Of course it doesn’t hurt to have Amy Adams as the front and center of your film.  She brings unequivocally my favorite actress performance of the year thus far and I have a hard time seeing that changing.  Co-stars Jeremy Renner & Forest Whitaker try their best to keep up, but Adams is just on one from start to finish.  One thing that I’ll admit did catch me completely off guard was just how freakin’ emotional this film is for an “alien movie.” The story alone is powerful but it’s also very much bolstered by its music.  I’ve joked before that using an M83 song in your movie is a cheat code to my emotions, and Max Richter is another such artist that elicits this effect. You may not recognize the name but if you watch HBO’s tearjerker series The Leftovers you’ve heard his stuff.  Tier 1 – RATED GREG

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Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

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Ten months into 2016, this is unexpectedly the funniest movie of the year.  Seriously.  I assumed Popstar would just be one long SNL skit, and it is to an extent, a mockumentary chronicling the rise and fall of a Justin Bieber-type…..for lack of a better word…..jackass, but regardless the jokes are about as consistent as it gets in a brisk 85 minutes. The movie’s early focus is Andy Samberg’s brash and entitled celebrity character Conner4Real, but it expands to a great satire of 2016 fame in general.  I counted 41 different cameos of actors, comedians, and musicians, my favorite being Will Arnett in a SPOT-ON spoof of that obnoxious TMZ TV show.

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Someone that I wasn’t familiar with is Popstar’s unsung hero Chris Redd who plays Hunter the Hungry, a hilarious take on rappers in the vein of Tyler the Creator. Apparently Redd is a very new cast member to SNL, so I wouldn’t be surprised to see him pop up more often going forward.  Anyways, solid straight up comedies like this are few and far between these days and I would put Popstar up against any of the genre in the past two years (probably best since 2014’s Neighbors).  Tier 2 – Runner Up

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Worthwhile Movies I’ve Seen in 2016 – November Update

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I saw six worthwhile movies this month, highlighted in bold above, and as always you can read spoiler-free blurbs on each below.  You’ll notice I also added a Don’t Bother section due to popular demand.  Some of these I hated (really Burnt? really?) and some of these I just thought were “meh” (Money Monster).

Speaking of “meh,” I have a few notes for WB on The Accountant.  When accountants are speaking amongst one another, we don’t say “Profit and Loss Statement,” we say “P&L.”  We don’t say “Earnings Before Interest, Tax, and Amortization,” we say “EBITA.”  And also, we own more than one set of utensils (insinuating that we never have company over).  How dare you.

Moonlight

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The Godfather has 83 Fresh votes on Rotten Tomatoes….. and 1 Rotten. Who’s the jerk? L.A. Confidential has 107 Fresh votes….. and 1 Rotten. Who’s the jerk? Moonlight currently has 103 Fresh votes….. and 1 Rotten. Seriously, who the hell is this jerk? Is it Skip Bayless?  It’s probably Skip Bayless.

Moonlight is a beautiful, 3-act coming of age film unlike anything you’ve ever seen before on the big screen.   It’s authentic in every measure, from the characters, to the story, to the swirling, hypnotizing way it is shot in the Miami outskirts setting.   Does Vegas take bets on which movies garner Oscar nominations? If so, give me a parlay on Moonlight getting nominated for Best Supporting Actor (Mahershala Ali aka Remy from House of Cards), Best Supporting Actress (Naomie Harris), Best Director (Barry Jenkins), and Best Picture. Also, I know I raved about the way music was used in American Honey, but it’s featured just as well in Moonlight, mostly using the R&B classics that our favorite rappers love to sample.  Tier 1 – RATED GREG

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13th

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The first frames of 13th, a Netflix documentary from Selma’s Ava DuVernay, present four matters of fact.  The fact that the US contains 5% of the world’s population.  The fact that the US contains 25% of the world’s incarcerated population.  The fact that African Americans make up 14% of the US population.  And finally, the fact that African Americans make up 40% of the US incarcerated population.  DuVernay uses the rest of this fast moving, 100-minute doc to examine exactly how those extremely lopsided and ludicrous percentages came to be, starting with the adoption of the 13th Amendment in 1865, ending with this year’s shitshow election, and the 150 years of steps forward and steps backward in between.  Specifically in terms of the election, both candidates take some well-deserved hits.  The Clintons are admonished for their very direct involvement in discriminatory mass incarceration tactics during the 90’s.  As for Trump…well…he doesn’t come off great to say the least.  Tier 2 – Runner Up

American Honey

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Rated Greg’s All-Time Favorite Movie Soundtracks – Ranked

  1. Dazed and Confused
  2. Belly
  3. O Brother, Where Art Thou
  4. Pulp Fiction American Honey
  5. Guardians of the Galaxy Pulp Fiction

In Andrea Arnold’s American Honey, a troop of unfastened, wild ass kids travel the American heartland by van, partying and selling magazine subscriptions door to door as they go. First off, I find the casting of this movie fascinating. Aside from a rat-tailed Shia LaBeouf and Elvis Presley’s granddaughter Riley Keough (love her) playing the leaders of the pack, the rest of the cast is made up of actual wild ass kids in real life that have little to no acting experience. Arnold, who wrote and directed the film, traveled the country holding open auditions in random parking lots and approaching 17-22 year olds that she thought fit the bill. She even met a then 20 year old Sasha Lane, who plays the main protagonist Star in her first acting credit, on the beach in Panama City during spring break (pictured below). Arnold then rounded up all of these young heathens, who had no qualms dropping whatever else they were doing at the time, and had them hit the road. Shot chronologically, there is a clear story arc about Star coming into her own, but a lot of the conversations and interactions to get her there appear improvised.

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The best part of American Honey in my opinion is the extremely eclectic soundtrack. Juicy J, Springsteen, Raury, Sam Hunt, E-40, Lady Antebellum, Migos, Madeintyo, Lil Wayne, Rihanna, Carnage…its an impressive collection for a movie that I have to imagine had a pretty small budget. And a lot of these artists aren’t even really my steez typically (nothing makes me feel older than hearing modern hip hop while out on the town and not getting it) but each pick works so well within the film that I have a newfound appreciation for them. Particularly, there’s a scene set to Mazzy Star’s “Fade Into You” that is just perfect.

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I definitely recommend American Honey and I doubt I’m in the minority on this. It won the Jury Prize at Cannes, which is the festival’s bronze medal, and also scored an 81% on RT. But I should warn you that it’s a long friggin’ movie clocking in at 162 minutes, so you should probably wait until you can see it from the comfy confines of your own home.  Tier 2 – Runner Up

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The Girl on the Train

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Sometimes you just want to watch reasonably well off, unreasonably attractive people do bad things.  No shootem’ ups, no history lessons, no grand gestures of eternal love, just a whodunit with your favorite movie stars acting grimy.  Michael Douglas and Sharon Stone were able to base their entire brands on this notion, the psychosexual thriller, throughout the 90’s.  Douglas especially.  It’s almost as if he picked his movies exclusively by selecting which scripts included an adultery subplot and would require his A list counterpart to be seductively draped over him in the poster.

Thanks to 2002’s Spiderman, which sparked the advent of an entirely new economic model for the film industry, the resources for genres geared strictly towards grownups were drastically slashed, so we get less of these types of big budget thrillers these days (TV would eventually pick up the slack, i.e. Showtime’s The Affair, which is on it’s third season of affairing). But the one’s that do make it onto the big screen tend to be very good, like in the underrated Side Effects of 2013 or the properly rated Gone Girl of 2014.

I guess Rotten Tomatoes is America’s de facto resource for measuring the quality of a movie, but I gotta say the 43% rating The Girl on the Train received is wayyyyy off. I think the movie got a raw deal because it was marketed as this year’s Gone Girl, which I’ll admit it does fall short of, but it’s still a very solid and entertaining two hours. I also hear it’s not as good as the book, but has any movie ever (other than Varsity Blues of course)? Anyways, don’t be scared off by the low RT score, The Girl on the Train is well worth the ticket price. Tier 3

Amanda Knox

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Amanda Knox is a thoroughly intriguing Netflix documentary recounting the Seattle native’s arrest and trial for the 2007 murder of her roommate while studying abroad in Perugia, Italy. As Making A Murderer proved last Christmas break, Netflix knows how to make true crime content. But what sets stuff like Making a Murderer and HBO’s The Jinx a part from this documentary is that those subjects were relatively unknown by the general public, whereas Knox’s ordeal was heavily covered in real time by the American media and was even considered Italy’s “trial of the century.” Personally, I was too preoccupied with Xbox Live and Whitlow’s on Wilson dollar drafts back in 2007 to pay much attention to this developing story, so a lot of the film is brand new to me.  But for some of you this may be more of a refresher as opposed to learning anything new.  Tier 4

The Birth of a Nation

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The Birth of a Nation, a film about preacher Nat Turner and the slave rebellion he orchestrated in 1831 Virginia, won the top prizes at the 2016 Sundance Film Festival and subsequently sold to Fox Searchlight for a record deal. Like the 2013 Best Picture Winner 12 Years A Slave, the horrific nature of the times that the film encompasses includes scenes that are extremely troubling to watch, but being uncomfortable is necessary sometimes to fully grasp an auteur’s point. Also like 12 Years A Slave, this is a very well made and exceptionally acted film.  Tier 2 – Runner Up