10 Cloverfield Lane

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Armageddon to Room’s Deep Impact.  10 Cloverfield Lane is a pseudo-sequel to J.J. Abram’s 2008 found footage cult classic “Cloverfield.” I only say pseudo because they are very different movies and one doesn’t have much to do with the other (you may even be better off seeing this without having ever seen “Cloverfield,” as it will create added suspense of what the hell is going on). In an era where movies are announced years in advance (especially sequels), it’s impressive that they were able to keep this movie under wraps for as long as they did, but I guess it’s an easier feat to pull off with such a small cast (John Goodman, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, John Gallagher Jr.).  I have a feeling the director of this movie grew up on Spielberg and the writer was heavily influenced by MacGyver reruns.   Tier 3

The 64 Films I Saw in 2015 Worth Seeing

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For those that did not receive it, here is my 2015 list of movies that was emailed over the New Year.  Brief comments on some of the less talked about movies below:

Creed:  I guess director Ryan Coogler and star Michael B Jordan will have to settle for MTV Movie Award nominations.  Out of all sports, boxing seems to translate the best to cinema and this is my favorite boxing movie ever.  There’s a long take (a sequence filmed in one take without any editing) of a boxing round that blew my mind.

Digging For Fire:  Joe Swanberg’s movies aren’t for everyone but I’m a fan.  He gravitates towards dramedies about people in their 30’s trying to get their shit together (not sure what this says about me). Streaming on Amazon

Sicario: This is going to age GREAT on cable over the next decade.

Whiplash: Favorite movie I saw in 2015

The Judge: Not sure if I can justify this ranking, I guess I was feeling extra sappy.

Southpaw:  Great boxing scenes, silly plot

The Gambler:  Soundtracking a sequence to an M83 song is a cheat code to my emotions.

The Night Before:  Had no idea Michael Shannon was funny.

Creep:  If you can get past the extremely uncomfortable first 30 minutes or so, this pays off.  Streaming on Netflix

A Girl Walks Home Alone at Midnight:  Sundance deemed this the “First Iranian Vampire Western.”  Beautifully shot in black and white with a cool soundtrack.  If it hasn’t happened already, a studio will announce they’re making an American remake within the year. Streaming on Netflix

Entourage:  I can’t justify this.  I watched this while packing for a boys weekend trip and I think this mentality affected my judgement.

Me and Earl and the Dying Girl:  Could you have used less Me and a lot more Earl.

We Are Your Friends:  Tom Cruise’s Cocktail for Millenials.  Sometimes you just want to watch Ballers instead of Olive Kitteridge.

Aloha:  Only because it’s such a trainwreck.  Our children’s history textbooks will point to this Cameron Crowe movie as the root cause of Hawaii seceding from the US.

Birdman:  Yes, I enjoyed We Are Your Friends and Entourage more than the 2015 Academy Award winner for Best Picture.

Starred Up:  Note to self, don’t try to watch a prison movie on a plane.  Way too much male nudity.

 

 

Everest

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Based on the true story of the 1996 Mount Everest disaster.  It just wasn’t as action packed as I was expecting, but I guess real life isn’t like Sly Stallone’s “Cliffhanger” (note to self, see if Cliffhanger is streaming on Netflix).  Tier 6

Sweaty Betty

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Sweaty Betty is a hybrid of “Friday,” “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” and the rising genre of pig documentaries.  Largely set in the DC/MD suburbs of Landover and Cheverly, this is a must see for anyone from PG County (as I’m assuming applies to 90% of the people reading this).  Directed by Cheverly’s own, Joe Frank.  Tier 4

Sleeping with Other People

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I was surprised by how much I liked this rom-com.  Genuine, hilarious, and minimizes the cheesier elements of the rom-com cinematic universe.  Directed by University Park’s own Leslye Headland.  Alison Brie dancing to “Modern Love” in a bikini top is my happy place.  Tier 2 – Runner Up

Deadpool

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It’s good to see Ryan Reynolds having a renaissance starting with his performance in last year’s delightful “Mississippi Grind” up through the record breaking success of Deadpool.  He had become somewhat of a punchline since the “Green Lantern” trainwreck, but I always thought he was more unlucky as opposed to an actual box office sedative.  Some day the masses will appreciate the genius that was “Just Friends” as much as I do.  Deadpool puts a raunchy and uber-violent violent spin on the increasingly stale super hero genre, even if it still falls victim to a couple of its tropes.  Tier 3

Room

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The best movie I’ve seen this year that you couldn’t pay me to see again.  While claustrophobic and about 20 minutes too long, Room is very well acted and worthy of the Oscar buzz.  It features one of the most tense, edge of your seat scenes of the year.  Sure, everyone says 9 year old co-star Jacob Tremblay is so darn adorable now, but if Hollywood has taught us anything he’ll be an entitled little asshole in 10 years.  Tier 4

Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension

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I didn’t sleep right for a month after watching the first Paranormal Activity.  My four roommates at the time wanted NOTHING to do with the movie, so I ended up watching it alone, which I don’t recommend.  45 minutes into it I had to turn on the lights and watch 20 minutes of “I Love You Man” just so I could settle down before finishing it.  Since then I’ve been loyal to the franchise, but each of the 5 sequels have been pretty formulaic and not scary (except for maybe the third one, there’s few things creepier than little kids with imaginary friends).   Needless to say, if you’ve kept up with these movies, you may as well see this supposedly final installment, but you can skip it if not.  Tier 6