This Free Willy meets Beauty and the Beast awards baiting snooze fest is the single worst movie I have ever seen in a theater. IN MY LIFE. No bullshit.  What kind of sorcery is Guillermo Del Toro pulling off here to make The Shape of Water a serious contender for BEST PICTURE?! I haven’t been this confused since The Artist became an Oscar juggernaut in 2012.  Grade: F